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The roommates rearranged downstairs and patched wall holes last night.

In so doing they threw out vacuum seal bags and packing paper I need for moving, dumped their empty electronics boxes on top of boxes I am packing, lost the screws I bought to fix my kitchen table, and kicked up all the dust in the living room and did not vacuum at all.

I hate their unmotivated selves, but I hate their flashes of motivation even more.

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merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

Boom.

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andthenisay:

talldecafcappuccino:

babygonzo:

I wish I could skip all this and just be 25 w a serious job and in a serious relationship I hate all this figuring out things

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YOU WILL KNOW NOTHING AT 25 YOU WILL BE EXACTLY THE SAME UNCERTAIN PERSON YOU ARE RIGHT NOW THERE WILL JUST ALSO BE BILLS ADULTHOOD IS JUST CHILDHOOD THAT COSTS MORE AND NO ONE MAKES YOU DINNER

Um, I am 25 and in no way have a serious job that actually pays the bills and lets me easily put aside savings…so…

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"You think I read 50 Shades of Grey without KNOWING I like to be spanked?!"

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I can’t believe my dream job showed up on facebook. I am so beyond even being able to hope I get it, but I am so happy just to apply.

SO happy that formatting my resume into the standard german format isn’t even getting me down, just pumped to have that in my back pocket.

BUT SERIOUSLY, TANZTHEATER WUPPERTAL PINA BAUSCH IS LOOKING FOR AN SM. DREAM.

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pitaloppies:

Cute Puppy for Sale
owner : cincin loppies 087876966787
Jenis : Shar Pei (blue nose )
Vaksin pertama, tattoo, sertifikat
Idr 7 juta negotiable with Cincin ⚠ – View on Path.

If I ever get a puppy, I want him to be a wrinkle.

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"When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty."

- Stevie Nicks (via andyflynns)

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nprfreshair:

Howdy.

Valais Blacknose Sheep from Switzerland

Photo via redscharlach

I LOVE SWISS SHEEP.

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febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

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